From the city of Oporto, in tiny, sunny Portugal, this is our special live report on the long waited, ferocious fight between Cristina Keller and El Jodilón de las Pampas held here yesterday at Blasfémias arena.
I am now addressing our audiences in London, New York, Toronto, Sidney, Auckland and all major cities around the World. This is an exclusive Portugal Contemporâneo production.
You are about to see the most violent, vicious and cruel fight between two human beings that you have ever seen. It starts with a word-fight and ends up with an action-fight. The reason this World event is held in this remote, northern Portuguese city of Porto, known for the excellence of its wine, is twofold.
First, it is because Porto is the city where the World famous Blasfémias arena is located. As you know, this is a kind of Hollywood of liberalism where the greatest free-thinkers in the World, including liberal philosophers, economists, anarchists, anti-papists, anti-salazarists, portists, abortionists, atheists, benfiquists, judaists, bushists, sportingists and, towering above them all, jurists, with emphasis on that most liberal kind of them - the administrativists and constitutionalists -, have been honoured to perform before an enthusiastic, tumultuous, argumentative audience.
Second, and most importantly, because this is a city where people after watching the mostly stressful Portuguese word-fights at the Blasfémias arena, can relax and enjoy life drinking all night long - may I say it again, all night long! This is, you can imagine, a big difference when compared to our own free countries, where bars close at 1:00 a.m. and we must go to bed by that time. From this comes the reputation our own English-speaking countries have earned around the World for our healthy, organized, orderly living.
This being said, and on the occasion of my own first visit to this small, remotely European country of 10 million people, let me share with all my viewers, if I may, the excitement of being able myself to drink in public all night long for the first time in my life, and to do this just three days after turning fourty-six.
I am now addressing our audiences in London, New York, Toronto, Sidney, Auckland and all major cities around the World. This is an exclusive Portugal Contemporâneo production.
You are about to see the most violent, vicious and cruel fight between two human beings that you have ever seen. It starts with a word-fight and ends up with an action-fight. The reason this World event is held in this remote, northern Portuguese city of Porto, known for the excellence of its wine, is twofold.
First, it is because Porto is the city where the World famous Blasfémias arena is located. As you know, this is a kind of Hollywood of liberalism where the greatest free-thinkers in the World, including liberal philosophers, economists, anarchists, anti-papists, anti-salazarists, portists, abortionists, atheists, benfiquists, judaists, bushists, sportingists and, towering above them all, jurists, with emphasis on that most liberal kind of them - the administrativists and constitutionalists -, have been honoured to perform before an enthusiastic, tumultuous, argumentative audience.
Second, and most importantly, because this is a city where people after watching the mostly stressful Portuguese word-fights at the Blasfémias arena, can relax and enjoy life drinking all night long - may I say it again, all night long! This is, you can imagine, a big difference when compared to our own free countries, where bars close at 1:00 a.m. and we must go to bed by that time. From this comes the reputation our own English-speaking countries have earned around the World for our healthy, organized, orderly living.
This being said, and on the occasion of my own first visit to this small, remotely European country of 10 million people, let me share with all my viewers, if I may, the excitement of being able myself to drink in public all night long for the first time in my life, and to do this just three days after turning fourty-six.
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We are going to break now for a short while.
Just stay tuned, folks!
I'll be right back. (Glup!)
Just stay tuned, folks!
I'll be right back. (Glup!)
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