Bep Cricket

Transcript of the conversation between President-elect Donald Trump and Peter Throw, Part XXXII


Donald Trump (DT) - Peter...what's the meaning of  ...vaffanculo...?

Peter Throw (PT) - Oh well, Don ... Take it up in the ass ... fuck off...

DT - Does that Italian fellow who says vaffanculo left and right  also extend the middle-finger?

PT - Sure, he does...to party-politicians and journalists...His name is Bep Cricket...

DT - Oh... I like that... I also do that ...in private, I mean...

PT - He is a comedian ... he can do it in public...

DT - Peter...What is the Five-Star-Mouvement which has been so influential lately in Italian elections and in yesterday referendum...?

PT - It is a non-partisan, non-ideological mouvement that aims at establishing a kind of direct, internet-based democracy... It has many similarities with you...

DT - Does it?

PT - It is made up of outsiders, like you ... it fights the political establishment and the press, like you ... it aims at giving a voice to the Italian people, like you ... Its adversaries call it populist, like you...It has been a tremendous success, like you...

DT - How can that be ... a mouvement which is not a political party?

PT - Well ...we are talking about Italy... which is at the center of Catholic culture...Catholic culture is communitarian ... it does not like political parties ... neither religious sects, from which they derive...

DT - Do you mean that Italians do not like political parties?

PT - Yes, Don... they don't ... it is not part of  their tradition...Even if they say that they like them...actually they don't ... Period!...  Tradition speaks higher than rationality...

DT - Why not?

PT - Because parties divide people ...they put people agains each other ... political parties, like Protestant sects in religion, destroy the community...

DT - Oh... I never thought about that...

PT - Don ... if you want to reunite America ... to make America great again as a community ... you should learn more about Catholicism ... and leave Presbyterianism which is sectarian...

DT - ...

PT - ... The opposite of Catholic... which from the Greek katholicos means universal... is  sectarian, partisan...Modern political parties derive from the Protestant sects...

DT - ...

PT -The first political party in Britain was the Whig Party, later called Liberal Party, which descends from Scottish Presbyterianism...Actually, Don, your mother was from Scotland, wasn't she?...

DT - Yes Peter, my mother was from Scotland and was she who instilled in me religious sentiments...

PT - Political parties can survive in America ... which was founded by presbyterians and other Calvinista sects ... but in Catholic countries like Italy or Portugal which have never been exposed to Protestantism ... they have no future ...they ruin the nation...

DT -  ...

PT - Political parties are a cancer in Catholic culture ... a cancer which produces methastases in the social organism ... of which a partisan  press is a deadly one...

DT - There are many Catholics now in the United States ... At the time of our Foundation there were virtually none ... Catholicism was prohibited in British territories at that time ...Only one of our founding fathers was a Catholic...

PT - And as recently as the 1960's we know what happened to the only Catholic President of the United States so far...

DT - It's changing rapidly; Peter ...Now about 25% of the US population is Catholic...

PT - Yes... that's true... that's probably why resentment against political parties in the US is also on the rise... Don't forget that Catholics were the top voters for you... Actually you may go down in US history ... as the precursor of the American Bep Cricket...

DT - Do you antecipate some kind of a Five-Star-Mouvement in Portugal, Peter?

PT - For sure, Don ...sooner rather than later...

DT - I'll be all for it...