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Transcript of the conversation between President-elect Donald Trump and Peter Throw, Part XXIX


Donald Trump (DT) - Peter...I have a big problem ... I need your help...

Peter Throw (PT) - What's that, Don...?

DT - I have too many critics and enemies in America...

PT - I would say ... all around the World...

DT -... Too much of a bad Press...I am not sure I can govern this country in such an environment ...

PT - You must silence them, Don...

DT - How, Peter?... That's precisely the problem...

PT - You set up censorship for all newspapers except the American Public...

DT - No way, Peter ... Freedom of the Press is one of the great American traditions...

PT - You send CIA to spy on your enemies and to blackmail them...

DT - Do you know what happened to Nixon, don't you?... I need an innovative soluton to shut up my enemies...

PT - Are they mostly men or women?...

DT - Men, Peter ... mostly men ...Women voted for me ...women love me...

PT - In that case....I think I have the solution...

DT - Do you, Peter!?

PT - Yes...

DT - What's that, Peter...what's that?...

PT - You set up a Hate-section in the American Public staffed only with women...

DT - ...

PT - Only women can drive men crazy... only women can put men on their knees... only women can silence men... only women can drive a man out of his own home...

DT - How, Peter ...How do they do that?...

PT - Talking ...just by talking... never-ending talking...

DT - ... You might be quite right, Peter ... When I do something wrong at home and Melania  gets mad at me ...she talks and talks and talks ... sometimes I go out for cigarettes, even if I don't smoke...

PT - That's the point, Don ... If you start a Hate-section in the American Public with a group of fierce hate-women ... your enemies will be silenced ... ultimately they will voluntarily emmigrate to Canada...

DT - The problem is to find that sort of women...

PT - I have got them for you, Don!...

DT - Did you ... Is the Portuguese culture a hate-culture... Peter?...

PT - No, Don ...We are a truly Christian, Catholic culture which is based on love...not hate...

DT - Don't you hate fish and chips, Peter?

PT - No...We do not like fish and chips, Don!...It's different ...it's not a matter of hating ...it's a matter of disliking...

DT - ...

PT - You know, Don... It's very rare for the Portuguese people to hate someone ...and certainly they do not hate things ... they just dislike them...Hate is a very strong and potentially violent sentiment...

DT - So... How do you get in Portugal a group of fierce hate-women to send me...?

PT- They learned it from America ... They can hate everything ... they can hate your enemies ... they can even hate fried potatoes, king-cake and Russian-salad...

DT - And who are they, Peter...?

PT - The Squeaky Girls, Don...

DT - Oh...the Squeaky Girls of the Left Bloc... And are you leaving the Left Bloc empty of hate-women, Peter...?

PT - No... I'll make a selection  from different parties ... You know, Don... that story of mine  identifying the Squeaky girls with the Left Bloc alone was a simplification ...

DT - So, tell me their names, Peter...I can't wait ...and if possible, provide me with a hate-quote just to make sure they are all qualified for the job.

PT - Let's start with Cathy..."O problema é a política do ódio. Está a crescer. É o mais perigoso de tudo".

DT - Marvellous, Peter... I like that... That's what I need...a growing hate-policy...

PT - Mariann Deadwater ..."O que o define [O Estado Islâmico] é o ódio e o fanatismo, a violência e o medo."

DT - Fantastic definition, Peter...

PT - Jo Deadwater et.al. ..." O ódio é o reinado dos terroristas”

DT - Peter, I didn't know hate was a monarchy...

PT - Betty ... Isabel Moreira acusa Ana Gomes de "odio pessoal" a Portas

DT - Hate agains doors ... these women can even hate doors, Peter!?...

PT - Heloise ... on hate crimes ...

DT- Peter...I am quite impressed...

PT - Marise... “aqueles que procuram espalhar o discurso do medo” e de “ódio relativamente aos refugiados” nunca estiveram “ao lado dos mais pobres e dos que mais necessitam”.

DT - Peter... It's enough... Send them fast.