If Cristina Keller is elected, Catholicism will be banned in the very Catholic district of Castle Vienna. The Our Lady of Agony religious festivities will be prohibited. Violations will carry a maximum sentence of life in prison. Churches and Monasteries will be closed, their wealth confiscated, and priests will be imprisoned.
This post describes the turning point in Cristina's religious beliefs when, under the influence of Danny Oliveira, her prematurely bald Jewish friend from Lisbon, she decided to renounce her Catholic faith.
She started out by dropping her Catholic names of Fátima and dos Santos to become simply Cristina Jesus. This was still too much for Danny, as Cristina, in her native language, is the feminine for Christ. Cristina Jesus was still double Christian. She then decided to replace Jesus for the Jewish family name of Keller. From now on, she would become Cristina Keller, simultaneously Christian and Jew, or none - simply an atheist.
Vote for Cristina Keller, the Protestant Christian, the Jew, the Atheist, the real, genuine Anti-Catholic politician! If you vote Cristina Keller, Castle Vienna will never be Catholic again!
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