THE MISSION

The only-men, High Council of the Throw Family, meeting today, Sunday, October 7th, at the city of Valença, under the presidency of Elder Throw, with Middle Throw seating at his right-hand side, and Younger Throw at his left, has decided on THE MISSION.

Destination: St. James.

Distance: 120 Km.

Checkpoints: Porriño, Redondela, Pontevedra, Caldas de Reys, Padrón.

Departure date: Monday, October 8th, at 8:00 AM.

Planned arrival date: Saturday, October 13th, at 6:00 PM.

Means of transportation: on foot.

Women status: wives allowed.

Compulsory assignment: to attend the Pilgrims' Mass at St. James Cathedral on Sunday, October 14th, at 12:00 AM.

Purpose: to pray for the acquittal of Middle Throw at the Regional Court of Oporto.

Invited guests (subject to confirmation): Daddy Incarnation, Tony Meadow, Magistrate X, Quequé, Professor Jonathan Axe and Emily Fourhouses (to clean his tax crimes).