The Northern Monarchy

Transcript of the telephone conversation between Peter Throw in January River, Brasil and his lawyer, Mary Grandchild, in Oporto.

-Peter... you should come back for the trial...

-I won't!...

-What!?... Why not?

-I'm afraid of  Meadow ... he wants to put me in prison...

-What are you planning to do, then...?

-Ask for political asylum in Brasil...

-What!?...

-Yes ... Last night I proclaimed the Northern Monarchy of Portugal...with a couple of friends...

-Are you crazy? ... Charles Alex will go after you for sedition and rebellion...you will get 30 years...

-I don't care ... I am now the Puigdemont of Northern Portugal ... I am in exile...

-But Puigdemont proclaimed a Republic in Catalonia... not a Monarchy...

-Because Spain is a Monarchy...  Portugal is a Republic...

-What is the capital city of your Monarchy?

-Royal Village Beyond the Mountains. 

-And the king?

-George I.

-Who is that George?

-George Littlechicken of the Coast.

-And the prime-minister?

-Castro.

-You mean...the donkey...?

-No ... Paul Arthur Of Castro Of Saints Rangel (with  capital O)

-Who will you appoint as chief Public Prosecutor, Peter?...

-Castro.

-Whose Castro ... the donkey?

-No... Tony Meadow.

-Meadow!?...Is he also named Castro?

-Yes... Tony Meadow and Castro.

-Are they family members, Paul and Tony?

-Cousins.

-And to head the Tax Department?

-Castro.

-Who is that Castro?

-The tax adviser of Christian Ronald...

-Where are you going to locate  Parliament?

-Castro.

-Where is that Castro?

-Castro Laboreiro.

-And  for President of Parliament ... have you thought about that?

-Castro.

-Who is that Castro?

-The donkey.

-The donkey, Peter...?

-Yes...he is also the president of the majoritarian  Animal Party of Northern Monarchy...

-I see that the Northern Monarchy will be full of distinguished politicians named Castro...

-Yes.

-I guess they are all smart people...

-No... just one is...

-Who is that?

-The donkey.