The Deadwaters

Transcript of the conversation between President-elect Donald Trump and Peter Throw, Part VI


Donald Trump (DT) - Now Peter, let's talk about women... Portuguese women... because I have to fulfill the gender quotas that are in place in the United States...The American Public newspaper will be staffed  with half men, half women...

Peter Throw (PT) - That seems to be a good idea, Don...

DT - You know, Peter, since I watched you on Oporto Channel that I have been keeping an eye on those Squeaky Girls of the Left Bloc...

PT- Oh, Don, please...I don't want to talk about that...

DT - Why not, Peter?...

PT- You know, Don, I have the feeling that one day I will end up in jail because of those girls...

DT - Don't worry, Peter... I am your friend and soon I will be The President of the Unites States of America, the most powerful nation on earth... I would send the marines to rescue you...

PT- Would you, Don...?

DT- But before we talk about those girls, let me ask you about that gentleman, a great friend of mine, the boss of Oporto Channel, Mr. Chick of the Coast... I met him once in Nicaragua when my baseball team played F.C.Porto for the Latin American Soccer Cup...

PT - He is fine...just in the process of changing wives...

DT - Again!?... What a man!...Chick of the Coast...a true latino macho...

PT - Like you, Don... you are in your third wife, Melania...aren't you...?

DT - You are right, Peter...Chick of the Coast  is like me...bold and womanizing...that's why I like him so much...

PT - But now, Don, just for my private information... at seventy and with such a younger and beautiful wife...how do you manage...you know what I mean...how do you manage... truc-truc?

DT - Truck-truck, Peter?... Well, you should know by now that from January on I will be The President of that Great American Nation that invented Viagra!...

PT - I see...

DT - Peter, let's get back to the Squeaky Girls...I like the Deadwater sisters, specially Mariann...

PT - Do you?  Yeahhh she is a nice girl...

DT - I read an article of her in the News newspaper called The Throne belongs to the Charlatan which is a very impressive biography of me... starting with my father, as it should be...After reading that article, and for the first time in my whole life, I felt like a king seating in my own throne...

PT - I am not surprised, Don. The Deadwaters are a very important Portuguese family ...There is now in the country a tax that borrows from their name,  the Deadwater Tax...

DT - I want Mariann Deadwater to write for the American Public!... That's my decision...Bring her to the United States as soon as you can...Make her an offer of fifteen million dollars a year, a premium is included for the social proeminence of her family...

PT - OK, Don, you are the boss...

DT - Peter, just a little further, cozy question ... just between the two of us ...Did the social proeminence of the Deadwater family started with their father in the same way that the proeminence of the Trump family started with mine, as Mariann so aptly describes in her article...?

PT - Yes, Don ...it all started with their father too...

DT - What did he do in life?...

PT - He specialized in robbing banks and hijacking planes and cruise ships. He is the precursor of  9/11 in America.

(To be continued)