22 novembro 2016

São José

Transcript of the conversation between President-elect Donald Trump and Peter Throw, Part XIV


Donald Trump (DT) - Just between the two of us, Peter ... I am a little concerned...I have such an overwhelming job ahead of me...a New American Revolution...

Peter Throw (PT) - Stay calm, Don, ...we will protect you ... Have you heard about the Portuguese proverb "He who warns you, your friend is..."?

DT- No...What does it mean, Peter?...

PT - That you should listen to your friends, Don... First of all, you should stop tweeting afterhours...

DT - Should I Peter?...

PT -  Yes... Public has already warned you twice... First, Dave...now Ruizão...

DT- They are quite right...Peter... they are good friends of mine...I am tweeting too much...

PT - Sure you are...At your age, you need some rest...you cannot be tweeting day and night, on weekdays and on weekends...you disturb your neighbours, Don...Did you take notice of Ruizão's advice?...

DT- What did he say?...

PT - He said that once you are in Office you cannot tweet on weekends anymore... it's against the American Constitution... The Fifth Amendment, article 37th,  says: "The President of the United States shall not tweet on Weekends and on Saint Days"...

DT - Saint Days, Peter...? ...Our founding fathers were Calvinist...they did not believe in Saints...we have no Saint Days in America, Peter...

PT - You shall have soon, Don...Once USS Vincent arrives in New York, with all that Public staff aboard, they will teach you about Saint Days...It's holidays for them... Saint day holidays plus The All Saints Day holiday...

DT - What!? ... Do you have such a lot os Saints in Portugal?

PT - Plenty, Don...St. Anthony, St. John, St. Peter, St. Ambrose, St. Martin...

DT - Oh. Peter...St. Martin...How nice it was when I visited you and your family in St. Martin...with  that beautiful,  little bay...

PT - It was nice to have you and Melania with us, Don...very nice...

DT -...We travelled to Nazareth for dinner ...what lobster they had at Nazareth! .... to Queen Springs where we met your reader Marina ...oh the pastry, Peter, the pastry... How do you say it in Portuguese, Sau Martino...?

PT - Martinho...nho...nho...

DT - Martino...no...no... Sorry Peter, but we do not have that sound in English...no...no... but it's so funny...I will introduce it in the New Commonwealth Orthographic Agreement... And what about that sour-cherry liquor we drank!?...whhaaauuuu... What's the cozy name you call it?

PT - Ginjinha.

DT - Djinjina...my God!... that djinjina...

PT -... nha...nha...

DT -...na...na... Now, tell me Peter, what are Saints made for?

PT - They are made for your protection, Don...Saints are your Protectors...

DT - Only males, Peter...no female Saints?...How am I going to handle that before the American Commission for Gender Equality?...

PT - Plenty of females too,  Don ...Our Lady of Conception... The National Protector (holiday coming soon) ...Our Lady of Fatima ...Our Lady of Agony, the Protector of the city of Castle Viena... you name them, Don...

DT - It's amazing Peter... Did you, by any chance, think about sending me a Saint to protect  Trump's New American Revolution?

PT- Sure, I did, Don...She is already aboard USS Vincent in the Tagus River...

DT - Is it a female Saint ...?

PT - Yes, a female Saint...

DT - Oh Peter, thank you...a female Saint...a Portuguese beauty as my Protector!... Peter, you know how womanizing I am, don't you?...I wonder how Melania will react to all of this...

PT - She also writes for Public...

DT- I can't believe!...I simply cannot believe!... You have got two-in-one, Peter? ...a miracle...a female Saint also writing for the American Public? ...  Who is she, Peter...please, tell me...who is that Saint?

PT- São José.


2 comentários:

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